Today I came in only 12 minutes late, but the good news is I did zero work today. That’s right! I wasted eight hours of taxpayer money.
There was so much screwing off on the computer, I can’t even fit it all in. But I’ll give you some of the highlights.
There’s a hoax going around that Mars will be very visible tonight in the sky, like a second moon. It’s not real, I’m sorry to reporter.
Demonstrators gather outside the Empire State Building to protest the building’s policy of not honoring Mother Teresa. It’s pretty silly they won’t honor a woman who gave her life to help others.
This is some wild footage from CNN. A tornado fire!
Sony unveiled their new motion controller for the Playstation 3. I still love my Wii and I’m not making the jump any time soon.
I also listened to one of my favorite bands, Pomplamoose (it means Grapefruit in French). Check out their cover of the Michael Jackson classic “Beat It.”
Why won’t someone do this to the guy on Hell’s Kitchen? That dude needs a beat-down like this chef got.
Here’s a clip of Jennifer Lopez screwing up in the studio. She really can’t sing!
Here’s a really funny short video on Pee-Wee Herman at a motorcycle rally. Good stuff. Here’s another funny Pee-Wee video where he gets an iPad.
As always, thank you for your tax dollars.
I leave you with a sweet remix of Nirvana and The Jackson 5